Small Talk

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff 'grass '.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. "Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak Obama... when you don't know shit?"


:)


31 Comments:

""rare*jonRez"" said...

ahihihi!

shame shame shame on that man! :)

jacqueline said...

All I can do is laugh! Thanx.

Ratty said...

This is a great story. I'm going to use it on anyone that annoys me from now on.

prana said...

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Your PC Info said...

lol

I didn't see that one coming!

Denise Lee said...

Man oh Man I hope i get to use this one someday. ROFLMAO

IT Zone said...

hahahaha

Nice post.

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Happy Heart Princess said...

Out of the mouths of babes!!!

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Paul Eilers said...

Yes, Obma knows all about shit.

_el@i_ said...

hahaha..., smart little girl

Doris said...

That rocks! Thanks for making me laugh!

John said...

Hilarious!

Shinade said...

Love it!!:-)

Tomas said...

Wow, "Small Talk" had just magical impact on me. I as burst out laughing, as flush with shame. Your story reminded me of all my harsh words towards other I had dropped once in my life. That was the powerful indeed moral. Thank you for the help to check out my own heart once again.

es said...

haha!thanks for the laugh.:D

es said...

haha!thanks for the laugh.:D

Paotie said...

Great story!

Thanks for the laugh.

:o)

Read 2 Know said...

Hehehehehe.. this is funny! Yeah, I do come across such people.

David said...

Haha too funny.... I copied the url and sent it to my friends on myspace so they can come read it. Good laugh, thanks.

Rolando said...

Haha, I love this joke, haha!

Ask Ms Recipe said...

Now this funny,I know of few people I can use on LOL

Ms Recipe

Roy said...

smart girl!

that would teach him to pick someone his own size, hahaha!

Chant said...

haha, funny but has the good sense in it :)

Sharon and Billy Blanks Jr. said...

LOVE THIS! LOVE THIS! LOVE THIS!!!!!
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