Sorry, Bill, I'd rather kiss my new boss!

The more you look at it, the funnier it gets...

Small Talk

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff 'grass '.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. "Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak Obama... when you don't know shit?"


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What Is Your Breakthrough?

When a breakthrough happens, you begin to look at life in a new way. It's a jump into a new way of perceiving what's around you, as if you'd taken off blinders and saw a different world from the one you saw before.

A breakthrough puts you into a different state of being and alters your approach to life. You may see the same people and things around you, but you see them in a completely new way.

You've probably had several breakthroughs in your life -- when you had a child, for example, or when you fell in love, or when someone close to you died. You may have had a breakthrough when you first moved away from home, or when you stopped smoking, or when you got a new job.

Breakthroughs don't always happen by chance. You can actually set out to have one. It's a shift that will take place inside you. Your breakthrough is going to look different from anyone else. It has to, because it's uniquely yours. For some people it's like fireworks going off. For others it's like a quiet remembering. Some people can recall the exact moment it happened, and others only know something changed. Let yours be the way it is, without any judgment or criticism. That's exactly what it's supposed to be. The important thing is that you're doing it for yourself, and not for anyone else. That way it will last, and you can enjoy the richness of it.

What is your breakthrough?

Weeweechu

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncita, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Thanksgiving Week

Hello fellow surfers. I see the holiday season is quickly approaching. This upcoming Thursday will be the day Americans celebrate Thanksgiving. It's a day filled with food and football for most people and a time that families reflect on all the things they are thankful for. I think this is a good time to show my thanks to all of you who have drop here.

I know some will be able to wake up early Thursday morning and put the Turkey in the oven and then have some time to sit back and surf; while others may be waking up early to bundle up the family and kids to make a long trip to visit relatives for their Thanksgiving feasts. The most important thing is to take time out from your daily routines and make this week special by spending more time with friends and family. Regardless if your plans will be geared toward the early part of the week or the end of the week.

The day after Thanksgiving is called Black Friday in the States. This is when all the stores put out their best bargains of the year and shoppers wake up in the wee hours of the morning to brave the crowds at the malls and stores. Black Friday isn't a good day for us that like to market online, because everyone is out physically shopping for their Christmas gifts and bargains they seek. This pattern carries on through the weekend and not a lot of interest in online shopping.

Green Monday? This is the day Christmas shoppers start looking for deals online. The first Monday after Thanksgiving is usually the busiest, but every Monday until Christmas is peak times for internet users to buy things online. You can take advantage of these peaks if you start positioning yourself now. I'm not sure why it's Mondays, but it's worked out this way for the last several years and I'm sure this year will be no different. Now is the time you want to advertise. No matter what products or services you're offering, now is a golden time for luring new visitors to your interests. So don't let the cold weather and holidays be a excuse for slacking off right now. All internet marketers world-wide need to take advantage of the final weeks of 2008 and a lot of us can start the New Year off in positive fashion.

Good luck to all of your online promotions.